Is there an iPhone application to rotate the menu to display upside-down or in a different fashion?

The bottom part of my iPhone’s touch-sensor does not work. Thus I cannot slide the switch to unlock the screen nor can I press the ‘Call‘ or ‘Text’ icons on the inside menu bar which are the most important use of my phone. If anything I would just like to move those specific icons to an exterior top portion of the iPhone menu with a customizing application of some sort. Any App recommendations?
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